Top 5 Reasons to Go to College

1. College is better than becoming an MMA fighter.

Because fighting people is hard. And it hurts.

Because fighting people is hard. And it hurts.

2. Learn to pick up chicks.

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#animalhusbandryftw #creepywebsitename

3. It’s a pretty good way to spend $200,000.

I said PRETTY good.

I said PRETTY good.

4. Because some cool people named “Ken” went to college.

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Didn’t know about that last one, did you? Yup. Ph.D in #shoryuken

Didn’t know about that last one, did you? Yup. Ph.D in #shoryuken

5. You don't have a choice.

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Written by Ethan Sawyer – In addition to being the College Essay Guy, Ethan is a writer, teacher, speaker, and voice actor. He has worked at Elite since 2003 is also the coordinator for the Elite Community Scholars Program, a program very close to his heart. You can email him at ethan.sawyer@eliteprep.com. The views expressed in this blog post are Ethan's and don't necessarily reflect those of Elite Educational Institute.